People like alpaca jokes for a few simple, extremely scientific reasons (okay, fluffy ones). First of all, alpacas are harmless little goofballs—cute, non-threatening, and physically incapable of hurting anyone’s feelings. Joking about them feels safe and light, like comedy wrapped in a soft sweater 🦙
Then there’s the word alpaca itself. Say it out loud. It already sounds like a punchline. It practically begs for puns like “Alpaca my bags” or “Alpaca lunch,” and our brains love that kind of low-effort, high-reward wordplay. And finally, just picture one. The long neck. The fluff. The facial expression that says “I have no idea what’s going on, but I’m thrilled to be here.” You don’t even need a joke—imagining an alpaca is already halfway to laughing.
Funny Alpaca Puns for Everyone
Alpaca puns are funny because the word literally wants to be a joke—it sounds like “I’ll pack a…,” so your brain instantly goes, “Ohhh, nice.” Add in the fact that alpacas are fluffy, harmless, and kind of random, and you’ve got comedy gold. You picture a cute alpaca doing human things, get a quick “aha!” laugh, and move on feeling oddly happy. Low effort, high fluff, zero thinking required 🦙😄 They’re also harmless and wholesome.
Alpacas are cute, fluffy, and non-threatening, so jokes about them feel light and safe. When the subject is something that innocent, people tend to relax and laugh more easily. On top of that, alpacas are just unexpected enough to be funny. They don’t show up in jokes nearly as often as cats or dogs, so the humor still feels fresh rather than worn out. For kids interested in learning about these wooly creatures, share this List of Alpaca Facts willed with surprising trivia!
(1) What did the alpaca say when invited to go on a trip?
Alpaca my bags right away!
(2) Where do alpacas prefer to vacation?
Alpacapuco
(3) What catastrophe do alpacas fear the most?
A zombie alpacalypse
(4) What do alpacas say when introduced to a new friend?
Fleeced to meet you!
(5) Why don't alpacas like musical instruments to back up their singing voices?
They prefer to sing alpaca-pella.
(6) Why should you never tell alpacas a secret?
They will spit it out!
(7) What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?
Don’t-a worry- it’s a false-a llama!
(8) How do alpacas prefer their steaks cooked?
Wool done!
(9) What do tired alpacas say?
"Time to hit the hay!"
